Nard's challenge.

MUAHAHAHA!!
i received a challenge from the mighty noob---NARD
he challenge me to suan each other..
see who's more rough,creative,and cool.
how noob..i win him everytime anyway..
but he set the rules...example,
1.No bad words
2.Don't say about suki
3.NO MERCY!!!
haha..
omg!this is..this is..LIKE A PIECE OF CAKE TO ME OKAY?!?!!
i'm gonna give this to nard as a present too..
since he's gonna go vacation another few days.
now,let the game begin..


hmm..where to start..where to start..
OH i know!
let's start with..how do i feel about leonard sim the NARD
which side you people wanna hear about him first?
the good or the bad?
hmmm..
let's start with the bad first..
first thing of all that i'm gonna say is..
he's short, nerd, stupid, lame, rude, dirty, dumb, fat, ugly, smelly, lier, son of the BEACH i say!!
hmm..i haven't said any bad words yet rite~haha
and so..he got NO IQ and NO EQ!!
omg!..i cant believe there's this kind of people on earth..UNIVERSE MAYBE!!
its' like...it's like an impossible thing..a history!
so..NARD the one and only kind of people left in this world , is gonna extinct soon.
do you know why?
he's gonna get himself tied up and put inside a sack..
beaten up by me and more mayb..using like..hammers,barrels,basball bat,big wooden stick and many more weapons you can think of!
and btw,

1.He's so FAT , he jumps up in the air he gets stuck.
2.He's so STUPID , he stole free bread.
3.He's so SMELLY , scientists make stink bomb using his bath water.
4.He's so SHORT , he has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
5.He's so UGLY , he gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

muahahaha! i'm very evil i know.
that's what i think of him..yeah
and he's soo smelly,
one day we go to the swimming pool on sunday..
there were many people .
when he jumped into the pool.
EVERYONE floeated up to the surface and the water dried up too..

And that's only the bad side of him,
now for the good side..
actually he's stil a good guy though.
a GOOD GUY u know?
the kind of GOOD that always get rejected by *ahem* a girl.

he's very kind too..by accident
one day he's so hungry, he goes and eat the poo that the beggar left on the floor..
the beggar thanked him for his kindnesss..
what a good guy.. proud of him
he's too good ,he borrowed my money saying that he's gonna do charity and got trciked by china fake company.
how noob..

now that's all..
i wan thanks everyone for your support.
my manager, my family , my friends..
and everyone!
thank you thank you!
i'm very proud of winning this game!
i will continue to try my best to suan nard!!

this is like another version of namewee's new video 不骂粗话
haha!
hope to hear from you soon nard..
n ur're going holidays next week right?
hope u wont turn the plane into a submarine because you're too fat.

best wishes from your best buddy,
YANG