Tuesday, September 30, 2008

NOOB™ day

okay..
yesterday go out..
col 6 ppl go out including me
got 2 girls
we go watch movie
coz ntg to do this holiday
si beh boring
walk walk walk
til star cineplex..
we argue quite a while bou watching wad movie..
den watch LOVE GURU
i cant blif we watch this movie..
if not we'll be watching"money nt enuf 2"
no ppl watch the movie..
feels like we own the whole theatre
watch finish go walk walk walk walk
again..

go srwk plaza c basketball shoes..cool man
again..
den go mcD!!i'm lovin it!!
again..

play til like seh kia..
but that's SHIT BORING!
leonoob them lorh..so bored one


k la..dun say liao..
ltr more bored..haha

Saturday, September 20, 2008

It's all about Leonard..

And so...
i wrote a new blog again..
this is different..
this is specially for my best pal since kindergarden
LEONOOB a.k.a LEONARD!!
how to start..let me think..hmm...
okay..

Leonard is 14 years old..same as me
his physical appereance arh..
kinda nooby look..
when u look at him in the eyes..u feel like..
feel like...WANNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!
and about us..
we 2 are always fighting, since kindergarden..
but always no win no lose..coz he is a shorty..
that's his bad side..
he's got lots of good stuff anyway
like he offer me a job last holiday..
and that's my first job..
and i got my first salary..RM100(i'm so happy with it)
and every CNY(chinese new year)
i call him buy a lot of firecrackers..using his money^^
and sometimes he also got chia me(even tho i chia him more)
It's almost his birthday..22th September
he got party but i cant go..sorry ya
i bet i know his birthday wishes..
it goes like this..
"i wish suki can like a nooby like me..god..i love you and i love suki..let us be together!"
dont scold me..but leonard really like Suki..with his true heart..
well..i'm gonna say..GOODLUCK leonard!
hahaha

well..as i said..it's gonna be his birthday..
so i wrote a song for him..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

YOU LOOK LIKE A NOOB

U SHIT ON UR HEAD~

AND U SMELLS LIKE SHIT TOO~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

haha..
happy birthday noob!

just from,
yang

Monday, September 15, 2008

it's just a story

this is a special story for LEONARD
my fren..
dont thank me for this..
^^

Once upon a very very very very long time ago
there was a very very very very stupid NOOB
'IT' name is LEONARD
leonard is the stupidiest and noobest generation of human being on earth
his job is to su*k rubbish because he's in love with su*ki
Sucki is a princess from the Kingdom of Rubbish
leonard met Sucki while he was sucking rubbish
he..with a nooby brainn..immediately fell in love with her..
although Sucki is the fatest princess in the world .
leonard had a magical power..
he can change things to what he wanted
so he wanted Sucki to be as slim as SHARON(princess from the KINGDOM of WHITE)
pi-pa-pi-po-ping-piang-pong
BOOOMM!!
sucki turn into a black chao-da sucker fish
OH NO!!
story did not end like this..
leonard is so happy with wad he had done..
at least sucki loooks more prettier when she turned into a black chao-da sucker fish
sucki bring leonard to c his father..king of kingdom of rubbish
because they wanna get married(very suitable)
his father got very angry of wad her daughter became and how poor leonard was
his father used his magical power n turned leonard into a sucker fish too!!!
and the king told leonard
that he had been cursed.
To be cured ,
and he must find a wise old man from LONGKAU(a magical place)
and the king also told him...
u can onli came back to marry my daugther when u had been cured
so..
leonard started his nooby journey with a packet of soaked keropok to eat(he took it from the rubbish dump)
and a chop stick as his weapon
finally..after 7.7 49days
he finally found the wise old man.
when he is there..the wise old man i almost dead..
the old man says..
u must get the hair of a great mighty beast..THE TOK-ZOD
so..again..
another 7.7.49 days..
he balu get there..
(actually its just a few miles away..because of his noobish..he walk around earth den he got there)
he found THE TOK-ZOD!
he tried to kill it with his chopstick..
24 hours ltr..
the monster wake up
and said..ouch..my back itches..
n accidently stepped on leonard without notice
..AWWWW...
wad a pancake he became..
and finally
A GREAT MIGHTY WHITE HORSE WARRIOR NAME YANG(prince of KINGDOM OF WHITE)
came to rescue him..
leonard begged for help..
THE GREAT MIGHTY YANG took out his magical sword of saradomin
and slash THE TOK-ZOD with one hit(it would take infinite nuclear bombs to kill the monster)
the monster died..
and again it fell down n land on leonard..
haizxx...wad a noob..
leonard wake up after that because of his own smelly armpit
he thanks me and wanted to chia me McDonald..
i say..dun need..i got money..
den..
he found out that the monster doesnt have any hair!!OMG!!!
he was a sad..sooo sad..
anyway..i gave him my SIGNATURED PHOTO
den he go back and give it to the king..
the king was JOYED ,almost to death
he immediately cured leonard
and so..leonard and sucki married each other..
even though sucki is still a sucker fish
and so..they live happily ever after in the rubbish dump..
su*k rubbish everyday..(they r happy with it)
IT ALL THANKS TO ME!!THE MIGHTY YANG!!!
n i go back go KINGDOM OF WHITE to watch movie with SHARON
haha..

-THE END-


dont cry leonard..
i noe u very gan dong..

Sunday, September 14, 2008

中秋节快乐!

Today is a day specially for all chinese
we called it '中秋节'
MOONCAKE FESTIVAL
chinese celebrate them during
august 15 in chinese calender
on this day
people would eat 'mooncake'
drink 'tea'
while admiring the 'full moon'

there are a few stories about mooncake festival
if u have forgotten bout them or dont know them yet..
i will tell you about the stories now

this story is about the women in the moon-CHANG E
Chang E was a beautiful young girl working in the Jade Emperor's palace in heaven, where immortals, good people and fairies lived. One day, she accidentally broke a precious porcelain jar. Angered, the Jade Emperor banished her to live on earth, where ordinary people lived. She could return to the Heaven, if she contributed a valuable service on earth.
Chang E was transformed into a member of a poor farming family. When she was 18, a young hunter named Hou Yi from another village spotted her, now a beautiful young woman. They became friends.
One day, a strange phenomenon occurred -- 10 suns arose in the sky instead one one, blazing the earth. Hou Yi, an expert archer, stepped forward to try to save the earth. He successfully shot down nine of the suns, becoming an instant hero. He eventually became king and married Chang E.
But Hou Yi grew to become a despot. He sought immortality by ordering an elixir be created to prolong his life. The elixir in the form of a single pill was almost ready when Chang E came upon it. She either accidentally or purposely swallowed the pill. This angered King Hou Yi, who went after his wife. Trying to flee, she jumped out the window of a chamber at the top of palace -- and, instead of falling, she floated into the sky toward the moon.
King Hou Yi tried to shoot her down with arrows, but without success. Once on the moon, Chang E became a three-legged toad, as punishment from the Queen Mother, according to one version of the legend. Her companion, a rabbit, is constantly pounding the elixir of immortality in a large mortar.
The moon is also inhabited by a wood cutter who tries to cut down the cassia tree, giver of life. But as fast as he cuts into the tree, it heals itself, and he never makes any progress. The Chinese use this image of the cassia tree to explain mortal life on earth -- the limbs are constantly being cut away by death, but new buds continually appear.
Meanwhile, King Hou Yi ascended to the sun and built a palace. So Chang E and Hou Yi came to represent the yin and yang, the moon and the sun.

k now~
i'm going to eat my mooncake already~!
HAPPY MOONCAKE FESTIVAL!
中秋节快乐!!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

This is World

okay now
i been scratching my brain for few days
i cant even think of sumthing to write
ArrGGHhhhh!!
finally i though of sumthing to write

This is a post for my friends
man,lady
and everyone in the world
since when i was a kid..
i used to think this is a nice world
but as life goes on..
i started to learn more n more about this world..
people can start a fight,a war
because of small quarrel or disagree.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!

The wars' going on but the reasons' undercover
many innocent died in wars
children lost their beloved
environment on earth destroyed
people cared bout money makin'
they just don't care bout what's happening to this world
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VALUE OF HUMANITY?!

i got sumthing to tell my frenss anyway

1st is LEONARD
i wanna thank leonoob aka NARD
for letting me burn his huz few years ago
even tho he burn my head
i will still forgive him..
thnx leonoob..
ur a good guy
(even tho he is so stupid)

2nd is RONG
i apologize for the things that i've done
and the things that haven occured
thank you and sorry too RONG!
ur the best GE-ER MEN!

3rd is SHARON
thanks for going out with us anyway~
its good to have a new frenz like you
sorry for things that happened before too
(u know la)

and most of all
i wanna thanks every friends of mine
my family
and everything i had

thanks becuz of everything u guys had done
thanks to this WORLD!!
*(mayb i have left out many of my frens,well sorry bout that)*
btw.Keith Nick Jim Gary SiaoBin Leo and all my buddies..
i din't forget bout u guys,thank you!
cherish everything
EARTH,i'm lovin it

peace yo





Monday, September 8, 2008

New Sunday Gang member


Sunday

Sunday
Our favourite day~
well today as usual..
we would go swimmin
but
but
we got new plans..
we invited new Gang member
her name is SHARON!!

haha..

we broke our rules bout swimmin
n den we go play badminton
when we get there n ask..
Teng Teng Teng..
the people say
"Badminton hall is under function,you'll need to wait till 5 p.m"
OH NO!!!
i say
this cant be happening!?!
yeah it's still happening
bo pien lor
at there thinkin bout where to go wad to do
den~
1 idea came out..
go to Arena play
haha..
den we go there lor
(cant tell about how we get there,sorry)


we get there n another bad thing happen..
it starts to rain
n when we were going to rent badminton court..
the people say..
it's full..
nid to wait til 6pm
HOLY COWH!!

WAD R WE THINKIN??!?

but we r already dere so we rent ping pong lor...
quite long din play
stil fun..
few of them duno how to play
leonoob is the noobest..
Sharon is even better than him
so someone PRO like me havta teach lor
*haolian me*


haha
play 1 hour den go out wait for Sharon de car to come
after she go liao
we duno wad to do..
den..
we 3 suku suku say wan go Spring
walk lor
walk to spring during raining..
a bit Bird Brainnn..


but we still go there..
so zhun..
meet my relative dere..
haha
no nid to worry how to get home liao
yipee~
go home almost tiok bomb larh..
but thank god din't

This sunday is quite
a bit
very
super
extremely
FUN!!

Hurray for our new gang member
Shar aka Sharon

here's some pics as usual~

haha
it's me n shar a team

we've got ntg to do just take pics!

jing hong,leonoob n me..hehe

a shorty n normal human

Saturday, September 6, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ERICA!


Guess wad?
It's my little cuzzie,
Xuan Xuan A.K.A Erica
de birthday!!

haha..
as usual
open party and many relative come my house~
prepare a lot of food til cant eat finish
it's like food heaven!
WooOoo

but i dint ate a lot anyway..
coz i noe
Sharing is Caring
hiak hiak

after having all our meal
some sleep la(at living room)
some chit chat larh..

AND MOST OF ALL!!
the one and only kid come party de..
dint eat anything
just eat a slice of cake

U noe wad happen?
he asked for a ballon..
and col me to play wif him..
n den n den

aint it strange for a 14 years old 'MAN'
to play wif a child?

OH GOD
i'm innocent..
i played wif him like 1 hours..
just playing wif a ballon..
i think my IQ just dropped by 1000
beacause of playing wif him
IT'S JUST A BALLON FOR GOD SAKES
i cant blif nowadays de kids...

at last..
eat cake liao..
so i dint play wif him..
haha..
finally~


BTW..most important of all

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ERICA!!!

4kg birthday cake

Monday, September 1, 2008

Vacation.


Vacation
vacation
vacation

yipee..
i have gone on a vacation
guess where i go?
DAMAI of cause~
we were all so excited..
go there with family...

afternoon go dere and play at swimmin pool first
balu go beach

the water surface is cold..
but inside,its warm..
i finally know..

dont judge someone on the outside,
inside,they may not be the same .

Example,
even if someone looks cool outside,
but inside..he or she may have a warm heart

say so many,
show u people some funny pics at damai larh~
Enjoy,


kayaKing?

I'm a Hollywood Movie StaR!!!


lol??


i'm the stick looking one^^

I'm so Emo,even at beach