it's just a story

this is a special story for LEONARD
my fren..
dont thank me for this..
^^

Once upon a very very very very long time ago
there was a very very very very stupid NOOB
'IT' name is LEONARD
leonard is the stupidiest and noobest generation of human being on earth
his job is to su*k rubbish because he's in love with su*ki
Sucki is a princess from the Kingdom of Rubbish
leonard met Sucki while he was sucking rubbish
he..with a nooby brainn..immediately fell in love with her..
although Sucki is the fatest princess in the world .
leonard had a magical power..
he can change things to what he wanted
so he wanted Sucki to be as slim as SHARON(princess from the KINGDOM of WHITE)
pi-pa-pi-po-ping-piang-pong
BOOOMM!!
sucki turn into a black chao-da sucker fish
OH NO!!
story did not end like this..
leonard is so happy with wad he had done..
at least sucki loooks more prettier when she turned into a black chao-da sucker fish
sucki bring leonard to c his father..king of kingdom of rubbish
because they wanna get married(very suitable)
his father got very angry of wad her daughter became and how poor leonard was
his father used his magical power n turned leonard into a sucker fish too!!!
and the king told leonard
that he had been cursed.
To be cured ,
and he must find a wise old man from LONGKAU(a magical place)
and the king also told him...
u can onli came back to marry my daugther when u had been cured
so..
leonard started his nooby journey with a packet of soaked keropok to eat(he took it from the rubbish dump)
and a chop stick as his weapon
finally..after 7.7 49days
he finally found the wise old man.
when he is there..the wise old man i almost dead..
the old man says..
u must get the hair of a great mighty beast..THE TOK-ZOD
so..again..
another 7.7.49 days..
he balu get there..
(actually its just a few miles away..because of his noobish..he walk around earth den he got there)
he found THE TOK-ZOD!
he tried to kill it with his chopstick..
24 hours ltr..
the monster wake up
and said..ouch..my back itches..
n accidently stepped on leonard without notice
..AWWWW...
wad a pancake he became..
and finally
A GREAT MIGHTY WHITE HORSE WARRIOR NAME YANG(prince of KINGDOM OF WHITE)
came to rescue him..
leonard begged for help..
THE GREAT MIGHTY YANG took out his magical sword of saradomin
and slash THE TOK-ZOD with one hit(it would take infinite nuclear bombs to kill the monster)
the monster died..
and again it fell down n land on leonard..
haizxx...wad a noob..
leonard wake up after that because of his own smelly armpit
he thanks me and wanted to chia me McDonald..
i say..dun need..i got money..
den..
he found out that the monster doesnt have any hair!!OMG!!!
he was a sad..sooo sad..
anyway..i gave him my SIGNATURED PHOTO
den he go back and give it to the king..
the king was JOYED ,almost to death
he immediately cured leonard
and so..leonard and sucki married each other..
even though sucki is still a sucker fish
and so..they live happily ever after in the rubbish dump..
su*k rubbish everyday..(they r happy with it)
IT ALL THANKS TO ME!!THE MIGHTY YANG!!!
n i go back go KINGDOM OF WHITE to watch movie with SHARON
haha..

-THE END-


dont cry leonard..
i noe u very gan dong..